I have insomnia. Allow me to ramble.

i loathe working 'til midnight renting movies to peices of scum that meander there way over to blockbuster right when im trying to close. Why do you dolts deem it necessary to come in at 10:45 to rent either:
a.) a movie starring snoop dog and/or vin diesel.
b.) a movie with loads of car chase scenes but no real plot.
c.) a movie about working class fools smoking endless amounts of reef, OR d.) all of the above????????????

Yugh. People always come in to blockbuster and ask for, like, my opinions on movies. I heart movies for sure, but whenever i offer a peice of advice like The United States of Leland, it get's totally disregarded because it doesn't star Bratt Pitt, Robert DeNiro, Sandra Bullock, or heaven forbid a movie be praised with out having Jude Law in it these days. Man, that guy is so queer. Once, this lady asked me what i thought some good new releases are and i said Closer and I Heart Huccabees (shutup, i know Jude Law is in both of them. Get used to my contradictions.) The lady came back the next day and, like, jumped down my throat because I heart Huccabees was supposed to be a "comedy" but it was confusing and tedious. Well maybe if your head wasn't just an empty box with hair you'd laugh. I hate idiots. I have no tolerence for stupidity. But, at work, instead of dealing with angry morons who's worthlessness knows no bounds, whenever i'm asked for an opinion, i just point them in the direction of "Hitch." One of the worst movies i've ever seen. I don't understand screenwriters these days. There are like a myriad of formulas to create a successful movie widely accepted by the general, yet mildly retarded, public. All you need to do is pick a goddamn genre, I'll use romantic comedies, or HITCH, for example. The jokes are lame. People are just paying money to see Will Smith get jiggy with it once again on the arms of some hispanic prom queen. Like what the hell? It's just like any other goddamn movie in its catagorie. I babble.

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